Category: Personal nonsense

An idle poem

roses are red unicorns don’t fart My empty bed refrigerator

Particles floating inside my calvaria

It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will…

Furry and my plants

I had grossly underestimated his capacity to nibble. Worse, the toebean-licker seemed to understand how much I hated it. He would use it to seek vengeance whenever I refused to feed him dinner at 2pm, stopped him from murdering my knitting, or fished him…

My cat furry and it’s war with the planet ooops plants

I have never confronted my mum about this, but I’m pretty sure I’m at least 50% elvish. Having plants around makes me feel good. It always has. When I was a kid in need of a private place to sulk, I would climb a…

Henna for hair

Over the weekend I decided to apply henna to my hair. It was a good conditioner and I loved the colour it gave to my hair. Also there was a lingering smell which made me happy. I’ve heard henna has been used for this…


I’ve been trying, reading the endless texts over and again. My target score is decided for without the same I’ll not get a residency program. My advice for an immigrant is, it’s just not a good idea. Too long, too time consuming. Drains you….

I am polite with no regrets

“I’m very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.” On that note: – when I talk do NOT interrupt me!!! – your hyoid bone will NOT fall off your mouth if you say thank you, hello,…


Beneath… Beneath a brown duvet, exposed There’s a corpse now, turning rose Bones filled with cotton candy They need a lick to feel the deep. Frozen ichor into the pipes Make this carcass look alive! Beneath the ventral pallidum fibre, There’s a whisper of…


Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest… So, let’s enjoy this Saturday 😉 #personalnonsense

Brain grip

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia #personalnonsense #braingrip

No kidding but why am I gaining

Before joining the gym I weighed x on a weight machine there and after 5 days training I weigh y here. To top it up y is greater than x. Why why why #gym #loseweight #whenwilliloseweight #slimme #wanttobefit #fitnessfreak

Losing weight : Functional training

Functional training is not easy. It involves building core strength and endurance for each muscle, each part of the body. I have started with same and am hoping to see the effects soon. As a starter I began to feel fresh, more active and…